Diet Pill Extra

by Francis Green
(Alabama)

One freezing cold windy day I decided that I would try and curb my boredom by looking for alternative diet pills, I came across a site that promised everything I had ever been looking for, the pills would give me big breasts, multi color hair, increase my IQ by 200 and enable me to fly long haul, i thought "fantastic" where do i get these magic beans?,

I read the instructions on the website and proceeded to follow them by chanting "boo ja boo ja jella ballooo" 3 times, after my brief chanting session a pill popped out of my hard drive, i dashed to the nearest toilet and gulped the pill as quick as i could and im actualy submitting this story whilst i fly to japan for sushi.